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If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:51 pm
Well it's safe to say that I have man flu. I haven't slept all night and so I've now given up trying and have gone downstairs to drink tea in sorrow while watching The Homesman, a film that is as melancholic as I feel. Things are so bad I'm almost tempted to take Trash's mask off and release him from the basement so that I can chat to him because the Mrs is selfishly sleeping through my pain
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:38 pm
Man flu melancholia is the worst, particularly when the opposite sex don't have the decency to feel sorry for you or attend to your every whim and demand. In the brochure I read on marriage before I signed up, I'm pretty sure that was part of the deal and, yet, turns out it's not. Bloody small print.

It does seems like the ideal time to start a new and guilt-free game of Football Manager, I mean, what else are you going to do with all that time and moaning?

Also, can Trash come out to play please? Crying or Very sad
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:44 pm
Arkay Dubya wrote:Man flu melancholia is the worst, particularly when the opposite sex don't have the decency to feel sorry for you or attend to your every whim and demand. In the brochure I read on marriage before I signed up, I'm pretty sure that was part of the deal and, yet, turns out it's not. Bloody small print.

It does seems like the ideal time to start a new and guilt-free game of Football Manager, I mean, what else are you going to do with all that time and moaning?

Also, can Trash come out to play please? Crying or Very sad  

I keep asking him if he wants to play but it seems that he can't answer as his mouth is full

The most up-to-date FM I have is 2013 and consequently it features a Cardiff team filled with the likes of Odemwingie and it's too much effort to update it all Sad

They do say for better or worse, in sickness and in health? SO WHY AM I MAKING MY OWN CUPS OF TEA?
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:50 pm
I'll make you one from the BMB kitchen. I can't guarantee it'll be the best tasting, make you feel remotely better or even contain any actual tea (it's more of hot moss thing I found growing in one of the cupboards) but it's the thought that counts right?

Also, I'm just going to leave this here and let you come to your senses...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/482730/Football_Manager_2017/
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:53 pm
Arkay Dubya wrote:I'll make you one from the BMB kitchen. I can't guarantee it'll be the best tasting, make you feel remotely better or even contain any actual tea (it's more of hot moss thing I found growing in one of the cupboards) but it's the thought that counts right?

Also, I'm just going to leave this here and let you come to your senses...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/482730/Football_Manager_2017/

NOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A JOINT ACCOUNT!

What's the thing floating on the top of the 'tea'? Cream? scratch
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:03 pm
Slimfog's Son™ wrote:
Arkay Dubya wrote:I'll make you one from the BMB kitchen. I can't guarantee it'll be the best tasting, make you feel remotely better or even contain any actual tea (it's more of hot moss thing I found growing in one of the cupboards) but it's the thought that counts right?

Also, I'm just going to leave this here and let you come to your senses...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/482730/Football_Manager_2017/

NOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A JOINT ACCOUNT!

What's the thing floating on the top of the 'tea'? Cream? scratch

Sure. Let's call it that.

If she loves you...if she really truly loves you...she'll let you buy Football Manager. If not, get rid. End of. Popcorn
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:05 pm
Arkay Dubya wrote:
Slimfog's Son™ wrote:
Arkay Dubya wrote:I'll make you one from the BMB kitchen. I can't guarantee it'll be the best tasting, make you feel remotely better or even contain any actual tea (it's more of hot moss thing I found growing in one of the cupboards) but it's the thought that counts right?

Also, I'm just going to leave this here and let you come to your senses...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/482730/Football_Manager_2017/

NOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A JOINT ACCOUNT!

What's the thing floating on the top of the 'tea'? Cream? scratch

Sure. Let's call it that.

If she loves you...if she really truly loves you...she'll let you buy Football Manager. If not, get rid. End of. Popcorn



It's ordered!
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:06 pm
Slimfog's Son™ wrote:
Arkay Dubya wrote:
Slimfog's Son™ wrote:
Arkay Dubya wrote:I'll make you one from the BMB kitchen. I can't guarantee it'll be the best tasting, make you feel remotely better or even contain any actual tea (it's more of hot moss thing I found growing in one of the cupboards) but it's the thought that counts right?

Also, I'm just going to leave this here and let you come to your senses...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/482730/Football_Manager_2017/

NOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A JOINT ACCOUNT!

What's the thing floating on the top of the 'tea'? Cream? scratch

Sure. Let's call it that.

If she loves you...if she really truly loves you...she'll let you buy Football Manager. If not, get rid. End of. Popcorn



It's ordered!

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She found out.
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:07 pm
It'll be worth the divorce, trust me. Plus, that means you'll have double the free time to play it now too.

WIN-WIN.
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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Tue Jun 06, 2017 11:12 pm
Arkay Dubya wrote:It'll be worth the divorce, trust me. Plus, that means you'll have double the free time to play it now too.

WIN-WIN.

GET IN! And I get half of everything!

So if Football Manager 2017 costs £11.54, I'll get £5.77!

Drink are on me!

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Re: If only Trash wasn't in my basement

on Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:56 am
Did somebody say something about free drinks?
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