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PostSlimfrog's Son™ on Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:51 am

I'm unsure if Arkay has researched his family tree, but I've known about this story for a while and wondered what the truth is behind it.

I can only assume that the monkey in the story is one of Arkay's distant relatives and explains his interest in travelling...did Arkay's forebearer procreate with a Northerner before being hanged?

Arkay can you help with this mystery?  

http://www.historic-uk.com/HistoryUK/HistoryofEngland/The-Hanging-of-the-Hartlepool-Monkey/
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PostTDA on Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:06 am

I don't know about that, but I do know that you never ask "Who killed the bears?" in Ruardean.
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PostArkay Dubya on Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:07 pm

Ahhh, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandad Dubya. He was the first great monkey-pimp, the first to bring the Dubya's to these shores and an incredibly generous being, especially when it came to giving out STDs . Sadly, his predilection for erotic asphyxiation and risky public sex ultimately led to his untimely demise.

Still, he went out doing what he loved.
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ on Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:39 pm

@Arkay Dubya wrote:Ahhh, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Grandad Dubya. He was the first great monkey-pimp, the first to bring the Dubya's to these shores and an incredibly generous being, especially when it came to giving out STDs . Sadly, his predilection for erotic asphyxiation and risky public sex ultimately led to his untimely demise.

Still, he went out doing what he loved.

A lot has now been clarified for me

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PostCyncoedslumdog on Tue Jun 06, 2017 12:08 am

Amazing how his traits have been passed down through the generations to the present day.
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