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The Prodical Son Is Back

on Wed May 17, 2017 2:52 am
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Long time no speak... what have I missed? Apart from Webber kicking the bucket! (RIP dave)

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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Thu May 18, 2017 1:31 am
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:I too am back, not like a fart in a lift, but more like a Domino's pizza that you really liked last night and even though it hasn't really changed, it is even better the day after.

I notice a few things have changed however, namely;

1) a reality TV star is the US president and now controls 9,000 nuclear warheads
2) Fidel Castro has been reincarnated as the leader of the Labour Party
3) an MP that earned the nickname "the submarine" for disappearing when problems appeared has become the UK prime minister
4) Leicester have now overtaken us and won the Premier League
5) Swansea are somehow clinging on to life in the Premier League
6) Arkay is now married

I think we can all see which of these is the most absurd

Cracking post Slumdog

In fact, I've made use of the new handy 'thumbs up/ thumbs down' feature that is now available for every post (see top right corner) - please note that your post currently has a 'reputation' of 100%...well done good sir.
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Thu May 18, 2017 1:36 am
What an excellent feature. Am I able to vote repeatedly for my own posts? I would strongly suggest that this is fair
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Mon May 22, 2017 11:39 pm
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:Is she an astronaut as well?

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Tans Tache wrote:
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Hes an astronaut?  isnt he? at least thats what he told me that time in the dark alley!

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:He also pimped primates out for a period of time, not sure if he has retired from the monkey pimping business now though

Well, my teachers always told me that I was "the best space invader they'd ever had the misfortune to know".

Now, I'm no expert on Engerlish but I'm pretty sure "misfortune" is waaaaay better than "fortune", right? Like double better or something.
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Tue May 23, 2017 12:41 am
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Wed May 24, 2017 2:19 am
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Rhys wrote:Do you know who tache reminds me of, both in appearance and character?

Bron from a game of thrones. Everytime I watch the show I think 'yes that's Craig alright'

  Ill take that...Although Bron has more hair than me... ALOT more hair!  

I had to Google that, as I haven't watched Game of Thrones. He was very good in Ripper Street though......
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:23 am
Arkay Dubya wrote:
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:Is she an astronaut as well?

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Tans Tache wrote:
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Hes an astronaut?  isnt he? at least thats what he told me that time in the dark alley!

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:He also pimped primates out for a period of time, not sure if he has retired from the monkey pimping business now though

Well, my teachers always told me that I was "the best space invader they'd ever had the misfortune to know".

Now, I'm no expert on Engerlish but I'm pretty sure "misfortune" is waaaaay better than "fortune", right? Like double better or something.

I think Arkay may have finally let something slip in this quote.......

"......the simple prospect of having no tuition fees back for further education (an area I've worked in for many years and feel very strongly about) is just far too tempting a promise to turn my nose up at......."

...Playground Assistant or School Crossing Lady??
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Fri Jun 02, 2017 12:44 am
TDA wrote:
Arkay Dubya wrote:
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:Is she an astronaut as well?

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Tans Tache wrote:
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Hes an astronaut?  isnt he? at least thats what he told me that time in the dark alley!

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:He also pimped primates out for a period of time, not sure if he has retired from the monkey pimping business now though

Well, my teachers always told me that I was "the best space invader they'd ever had the misfortune to know".

Now, I'm no expert on Engerlish but I'm pretty sure "misfortune" is waaaaay better than "fortune", right? Like double better or something.

I think Arkay may have finally let something slip in this quote.......

"......the simple prospect of having no tuition fees back for further education (an area I've worked in for many years and feel very strongly about) is just far too tempting a promise to turn my nose up at......."

...Playground Assistant or School Crossing Lady??

Indeed but it may not necessarily mean I'm doing it now...

...mainly because of various convictions and injunctions
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:57 am
Arkay Dubya wrote:
TDA wrote:
Arkay Dubya wrote:
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:Is she an astronaut as well?

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Tans Tache wrote:
Slumdog's Son™ wrote:And did anyone ever win the "what does Arkay do for a living" game?

Hes an astronaut?  isnt he? at least thats what he told me that time in the dark alley!

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:He also pimped primates out for a period of time, not sure if he has retired from the monkey pimping business now though

Well, my teachers always told me that I was "the best space invader they'd ever had the misfortune to know".

Now, I'm no expert on Engerlish but I'm pretty sure "misfortune" is waaaaay better than "fortune", right? Like double better or something.

I think Arkay may have finally let something slip in this quote.......

"......the simple prospect of having no tuition fees back for further education (an area I've worked in for many years and feel very strongly about) is just far too tempting a promise to turn my nose up at......."

...Playground Assistant or School Crossing Lady??

Indeed but it may not necessarily mean I'm doing it now...

...mainly because of various convictions and injunctions

Nah, "I've worked in....." implies you're still at it ..... Dinner Lady?
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Fri Jun 02, 2017 3:17 am
Sexual predator?
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Fri Jun 02, 2017 3:56 am
You're both right
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Re: The Prodical Son Is Back

on Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:02 am
Arkay Dubya wrote:You're both right

YESSS! I love it when I guess correctly
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